Teresa Keyes, RYT200, teaches yoga in Canandaigua and Bloomfield. Find her on Facebook.

Teresa Keyes, RYT200, teaches yoga in Canandaigua and Bloomfield. Find her on Facebook.

After class a while ago, one of my yoga students approached me for advice. She’s a school teacher in a large classroom with a significant number of “high-energy” students (my words, not hers. Hers wouldn’t get past my editor).  She comes to my yoga class to decompress after long days working with kids who have a hard enough time just sitting still, let alone absorbing information.  She asked if I had any tips to help her find some serenity in the midst of the chaos.

“Well, you can slip off to the break room and spend your planning period doing pranayama (breath control). Or you can just stay in your classroom and teach it to your kids. Sounds like they need it.”

Experts agree. A growing number of schools are exploring the idea of offering yoga and meditation practices to their students.  They’re finding many positive benefits: a decline in behavioral issues; improved decision-making and problem-solving skills; heightened self awareness; increased academic achievement; and a calmer classroom environment.  Add to that the health benefits — reduced anxiety, lower blood pressure, improved concentration and deeper sleep — and it’s hard to see why schools wouldn’t want to include it in their daily schedules.

A sticking point may be the perception that yoga and meditation are religious practices.  For some people, the idea of any exercise involving mind, body and spirit crosses the Separation-of-Church-and-State line. A guided meditation that encourages students to feel a connection to all living things, for instance, might be seen as an attempt to impose a belief system on children, and that would clearly violate education law.  Yet while meditation and yoga are tools used by many religions to achieve a heightened spiritual state, they do not promote any one faith and are widely practiced in the secular community.  A properly trained yoga teacher knows not to cross any boundaries.

So what can a teacher (or parent or coach) do when the kids go feral?  Here are two exercises that work well:

Breath in the Rainbow — Have the children sit down and close their eyes. Ask them to slowly breathe in and out through their nose, sending the air all the way to their bellies. Invite them to imagine that they’re breathing in each color of the rainbow; with deep breaths of red, then orange, then yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, and ending with clear.  You can prescribe a certain number of breaths per color, or simply ring a small bell when it’s time to change to the next color.  This practice will help them center their thoughts and engage their parasympathetic system, reducing their anxiety and channeling their energy to be more productive.

“Isn’t that Interesting?” — This is a creative way to help children develop a growth mindset and combat polarizing thoughts. It’s human nature to judge the world and others as good/bad, right/wrong, friend/foe. What’s more, our brains like to make up stories to go along with every sensory experience, so we often disregard new information because it conflicts with the story our brain already contrived. This makes us rather close-minded and unwilling to learn. To help your students break that pattern, have them sit and close their eyes. Ask them to listen closely to the sounds they hear, but challenge them to try NOT to define the noises. Explain that, instead of, “There’s a door slamming. I bet someone is mad. I wonder what happened. A student must’ve gotten into trouble …”, students should train their brain to stop at one word: “door” or “slam”.  If practiced for a few minutes every day, students learn that they have some control over the constant inner dialogue. And once they know that, they can actually change the thoughts they tell themselves, rewriting negative thought patterns into positive ones.

And that goes for our thoughts, too.  Stay positive, my friends.  Namaste.

Teresa Keyes, RYT200, teaches yoga in Canandaigua and Bloomfield. Find her on Facebook.

Teresa Keyes, RYT200, teaches yoga in Canandaigua and Bloomfield. Find her on Facebook.

Since becoming a yoga instructor, I’ve had countless conversations with people that begin with, “Yoga? No way! That’s SO cool! How wonderful! I’d love to do yoga, but …”

As Pee Wee Herman observed, everyone I know has a big but. So let’s talk about your big but.

“But … I’m not flexible enough.”
Fact: That’s like saying you’re too thirsty to drink water. Each practice is an opportunity to release tension and gently stretch until you reach the limit to your range of motion, or ‘edge’. With consistent practice, the body builds muscle memory and that edge expands. When it comes to yoga, flexibility is a result, not a requirement.

“But … I’ll look silly.”
Fact: Nobody’s looking. I know that sounds harsh, but in a quality, traditional yoga class, each student is focused on his or her own poses. The only other person paying attention to you is your instructor, and that’s only to ensure your safety. Forget those gym membership horror stories; Creepy Stalking Workout Guy does not come to yoga class.

“But … I’m overweight, out of shape, old, etc.”
Fact: “You” are not your thoughts. In yoga, we develop a mindset of nonattachment and learn to look at things without casting judgment. Labels, especially negative ones, limit our ability to truly love and accept ourselves and others. Demonstrating compassion for people and things exactly as they are at the present moment becomes much easier when we are grounded in a regular yoga practice.

“But … I don’t think I can sit still long enough to meditate.”
Fact: Join the club! I’ve often said my thoughts flit around like bats on meth. They don’t just disappear when I sit down on my mat; it can take a good half hour to reach a state of inner calm. My advice is to start slowly and build up an appreciation for the practice. Close your eyes and sit quietly, focused on your breathing, for two minutes, twice a day. Add a minute every other day. Don’t judge yourself if your mind starts to wander. Simply acknowledge it and bring your attention back to your breath. Before long, no more bats.

“But … I don’t have a lot of money.”
Fact: With an instructor’s guidance, you can learn proper breathing and meditation techniques, but you don’t have to spend a dime to practice them at home. A typical yoga class costs about as much as a couple Frappuccinos or a decent Pinot Noir, minus the jitters and/or hangover. And despite today’s brazen commercialization of yoga, don’t think you need to spend a fortune on major league swag. Just wear clothes that are comfortable and non-restricting.

It’s natural to shy away from new things, especially when we’re bombarded with social pressure and misinformation. So now I’m on a mission to expose those big buts. If you’d like to talk about yours, find me on Facebook: Yoga with Teresa Keyes. Namaste, friends.

 Teresa Keyes recently hung up her running shoes and rolled out her yoga mat. Her future columns will explore the wonderful world of the ancient practice of yoga.

Teresa Keyes recently hung up her running shoes and rolled out her yoga mat. Her future columns will explore the wonderful world of the ancient practice of yoga.

One of the most humbling moments of my brief running career was when I thought I could run a race, as in, coordinate one. It’s only a 5k, I thought. We’ll wrangle up some volunteers, set up a couple water jugs, hand out t-shirts … how hard can it be?

Really, really, really hard, actually.  Like childbirth, if I had a realistic idea of what it was going to be like, I probably wouldn’t have been quite so enthusiastic at the outset.  I feel it is my duty to share my experience with those poor, delusional souls entertaining the notion of hosting their own 5k.

Lesson One: There will be roadkill. You can bet some poor raccoon is going to join the choir triumphant right in front of where your hydration station is located. Towns contract carcass removal on a monthly basis, so you might want to line up some coyotes to do some janitorial work the night before the race.

Lesson Two: There will be weather.  There is nothing you can do about this, except perhaps burn billions of tons of fossil fuel and hope the climate change works in your favor. The temperature at my race time last year: 92o F.  The only thing worse than the heat was listening to EVERY SINGLE RUNNER complaining about it.  If it rains, they will complain, too, but at least not so pungently.

Lesson Three: There will be paperwork. In addition to getting approval from your local town board and county department of public works, you need to notify the sheriff’s department, neighbors along the route, any businesses that might be impacted and your mom, because you haven’t called her all week and she just wants to occasionally hear your voice. She’s not getting any younger, you know.

Lesson Four: There will be expenses. Swag ain’t cheap. Neither are bananas, bagels, bottled water, poster boards, postage, copy services, D.J. services, duct tape, finish line tape or Swedish fish. (They’re for me, not the runners.)  Who’s going to pay for all that?

Lesson Five: There will be sponsors. Beautiful, benevolent sponsors. These beloved kickstarters gift us with much-needed seed money and/or in-kind donations. They make miracles happen through their generous support. The pope offers canonization for all race sponsors giving at the Platinum Level.

Lesson Six: There will be losers. That is, some people will go all Debbie Downer on you. The water won’t be wet enough. The course will be too hilly/flat/easy/bumpy/cluttered with roadkill. They might grumble about the high entry fee, even if the proceeds will be used to purchase prosthetic limbs for orphaned baby bunnies injured in John Deere accidents. At those times, it’s good to recall the sage advice of the great Greek philosopher Tay Swift, “Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, I shake it off, I shake it off.”

Lesson Seven: Most importantly, there will be winners. The person who crosses the finish line first wins. So does the person who crosses last. So do all the people who bid on the silent auction, or donate gifts, or distribute water, or just cheer on the sidelines. The community wins when it comes together to create a fun, memorable event.

The truth is, “my” race was actually the brainchild of students from the Bloomfield High School Class of 2014. Patrick Parrish was a member of the Class of 2013; he died in a tragic car accident the summer before his senior year. His friends wanted to honor him by hosting a 5k and raising funds for a scholarship in his name. Those students really did all the work; I was the guide on the side, as they say.  That year, we raised $3,200. The following year, some amazing students from the Class of 2015 raised $3,500. After two years at the helm, I have passed the Race Coordinator batton to Lauren Tiffany, Pat’s good friend and classmate. She and her team of volunteers are on track to raise even more. Those scholarship dollars are given to students who want to study the trades — Pat’s intended vocation.

Come see how a race is run on Thursday, July 23 at 6:30 p.m. The staging area is the West Bloomfield Congregational Church. Details are posted at bloomfieldcsd.org/webpages/tkeyes/.  I’ll be there — along with Pat’s family and friends — come rain or shine or roadkill.

Greece native and West Bloomfield resident Teresa Benoit Keyes.

Greece native and West Bloomfield resident Teresa Benoit Keyes.

My most recent attempt to rejoin the Fellowship of the Track Ring came to an abrupt end last week. My irreparably damaged hamstring did not care that I downloaded the Couch-to-5k app and made my return to running Facebook-official. I thought a person had to be dead before rigor mortis set in, but apparently, it’s a thing.

Thankfully, there’s yoga. I’ve been practicing for a few years now and am currently in an intensive training program to become RYT200 certified (Registered Yoga Teacher with 200 training hours). Like training for a marathon, the process is challenging, life-changing, exhausting and rewarding. Missing are the crowds, the accolades, the adrenaline highs and the porta potty lines.

But what about competition, friendly or sabertoothed?  Westerners like our rivalries, whether it’s Red Rover or Red Sox or Red States, we are wired to compete. When we enter a yoga studio, many of us have a hard time shutting off the mental Applause-o-Meter. We compare our poses, our stillness, our workout apparel, everything. Inevitably, there’s always someone in the room more flexible, more zen-like, more enlightened. If the instructor doesn’t redirect that negative energy, what’s supposed to be a restoring, grounding experience turns into Downward Dog-Eat-Dog. We leave feeling discouraged, and sadly, many never try another class.

Should yoga — the ancient discipline of mind, body and soul — emphasize performance?  It didn’t start out that way. Yoga’s been around for about 4000 years. The original purpose was to achieve a higher state of consciousness and connection with the Ultimate Reality (‘yoga’ means union).  But since arriving in the U.S. at the turn of the last century, the traditional practice morphed into a trendy physical fitness routine.

And here’s the thing: What we call ‘yoga’ is really just one of the eight limbs, or steps, of Ashtanga Yoga. The other limbs aren’t nearly as showy (or profitable). Practices like right action, compassion, self-restraint, proper breathing techniques, and meditation aren’t exactly crowd pleasers. Still, they are essential components to developing an enlightened, harmonious relationship with the earth and everything in it. But they get lost in our quest for the best. Such benign behaviors aren’t nearly as seductive as the pose-only “Bikini-Body Yoga Workouts”, “Fat-Blasting Yoga Routines”, “Anti-Aging Face Yoga Tricks” and — I kid you not — “5 Yoga Poses to get Jennifer Aniston’s Body”.  (Seriously. That’s on WebMD.)

Yoga, like running, can take you down a rabbit hole, which is, ironically, how I injured my hamstring in the first place. (Oh, Universe, you crack me up.) When I first began my running journey, it was all about fitness. When I first began my yoga journey, it was all about flexibility. Fortunately, in both cases, I stuck around long enough to experience the subtle, internal changes taking place inside my mind and soul. It was nothing I expected, but everything I needed.  My running career may have reached its end, but the journey continues, ever onward.  Namaste, friends.


“Looking good!”

We often hear that expression in the gym and read variations of it in fitness magazines. It’s meant as a compliment, as positive reinforcement for our hours of hard work. But let’s be honest. It’s kind of a lie, right?  I mean, who looks good when they’re pit-stained and oxygen-deprived and viscid and smelly? Okay, Venus Williams and David Beckham. But that’s it. Two people. The rest of us look like we’ve been doing speed drills through one of Dante’s circles of hell.

I don’t like to think about my appearance when I’m working out. I need to concentrate on form, especially with my recurring hamstring issue. I don’t need to be fretting about ‘chicken wing arms’, ‘muffin tops’, ‘thunder thighs’ or ‘badonkadonk’.  What makes those lousy descriptions even worse is that I’ve heard them all used by women — women talking about their own bodies.

Why are we so obsessed with appearance?  And why are we so incredibly mean to each other — to ourselves, for crying out loud! — when it comes to our looks?  Is there only one ideal mark of beauty? Who gets to decide it?  Back in Botticelli’s time, I’d be a waif. Fifteenth-century skinny equaled starving equaled impoverished. Ironically, in our oh-so-advanced modern civilization, it’s the other way around.

If I were queen for a day, I’d put a gag order on appearance-related commentary, in the gym or anywhere else, for that matter. Imagine if we stopped commenting on each other’s body shape and started acknowledging the things that really matter. Watch what happens when you tell someone how much you admire the way they show grace under pressure; or that you love how they persevere toward a goal; or that their positive attitude makes the whole world brighter. That kind of feedback resonates far deeper than a nod to tight abs. Not that I’m knocking tight abs; I just don’t think they’re a true measure of success.  Besides, they’re fleeting: yesterday’s washboard becomes today’s baby bulge becomes tomorrow’s middle-aged spread.

I admit, I’m a bit sensitive about this issue. Someone I love dearly has an eating disorder.  I have watched her fight valiantly against a disease that wants her dead. In the midst of her struggle, she has endured comments like these, from both friends and strangers:

  • “You’re so skinny! I hate you!”
  • “You’re lucky! I wish I could skip meals.”
  • “We need to fatten you up!”
  • “If I had your body, I’d show it off.”
  • “You’re tiny / a stick / as thin as a rail / barely there!”

Listening to the radio as we drove from a recent doctor’s appointment, Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta (a.k.a. Sandy and Danny) declared their undying love in the Grease hit, “You’re the One that I Want.” Suddenly, I’m 16.  And just as suddenly, I hate my body. That’s right, Olivia; those skin-tight leather pants, that off-the-shoulder crop top — after 35 years, your slinky getup still makes me feel self-conscious and ashamed of my inferior exterior.  No one had to tell me that I didn’t measure up. Before I could recover from the flashback, the song faded and the late Karen Carpenter began her classic,  “Only Yesterday.”  Remember Karen? She died at age 32 from heart failure due to anorexia.  “In my own time, nobody knew the pain I was going through…”  It was a surreal, poignant moment of clarity.  I cried for my beloved, for myself and for every woman who felt that our worth was measured by our waistline.

Words have terrific, irrevocable power, and images can linger forever in our memories. How we talk to ourselves and to each other matters.  So let’s compliment each other’s strength and admire our tenacity, but look past the outside packaging to see the gifts inside.

Namaste, friends.


Greece native Teresa Keyes lives in Bloomfield NY. Follow her at https://teresakeyes.wordpress.com/.



One thousand things. Between Thanksgiving 2014 and January 4, 2015, I will be giving away one thousand things. It’s not so much a resolution as it is a private revolution. I’m making room in my life for, well, life.

It began with one of those silly little First World Problems: I couldn’t fit my new yoga tunic into my sportswear drawer.  To make room for my unnecessary but oh-so-fashionable find, I began to sort through my running gear. What should go? My black Turkey Trot cotton tee from 2010? The “It’s a Wonderful Run” long-sleeve tech shirt my friend Dottie picked up for me when bronchitis benched me in 2012? How about that “Muddy Sneakers Trail Run” jersey? I never actually ran that 20k and I’m not sure how I acquired the shirt, but it was one of the 16 — yes, 16 — shirts in that drawer.

I was suddenly slapped by a memory that stopped me cold.  In 2008, I went on a mission trip to Telica, Nicaragua. Our team spent two weeks building homes for some of the poorest families in the village. (The average salary in that country is $1,790 PER YEAR.) Toward the end of our stay, a pair of teen girls stopped me in the street.  Despite my failure to retain anything Senora Piccone taught us in 11th grade Spanish, I understood their heartfelt request: “Tenis?” They were begging for my running shoes, my stinky, ripped, mud-n-sweat stained Asics that I couldn’t wait to toss in the trash when I landed stateside. These girls needed shoes in order to attend school, and they were willing to relinquish their dignity in order to have a chance at an education. Of course, I gave them my shoes, but sadly, I forgot that lesson. Until the dresser incident.

Third-world problem, meet my overflowing swag drawer. I realized at that moment that I just had too much stuff.  I didn’t dispute the fact that I needed decent workout clothes; it was the quantity that I questioned.  And the irony that it was due to an abundance of YOGA gear couldn’t be ignored.

I began to cull the spandex herd.  My base layer stuff was non-negotiable, given this lovely upstate New York climate and the fact that I can’t feel my toes from November to March.  I decided that the only time I will need all seven sports bras is if I abruptly spout a six-pack of breasts, so I tossed out the gnarly ones.  I kept a few favorite tech shirts, a couple long-sleeved jerseys and my favorite warmup jacket.  The fluorescent green and pink shorts (evidently purchased during an endorphin high) didn’t make the cut, either.  Bandanas, socks, sweat bands … everything was fair game.

I didn’t stop with the running swag, though. I kept going. I weeded that dresser like a pig hunting truffles.  I moved to the closet and plucked out tired dresses, worn suits, pilled sweaters and the dreaded mom jeans.  Before I sealed the goodwill boxes, I counted: 56 clothing items in less than two hours. That’s just scratching the surface. I can’t wait to get to the linen closet, garage and basement storage area during the Christmas break.

My initial anxiety about purging shifted into giddy excitement as I realized how liberating it is to free up space, both in my closet and in my head. Possessions can quickly possess us. We spend our time earning, collecting, storing, cleaning and protecting stuff. But it’s rarely the stuff that makes us happy. The Turkey Trot shirt? It’s ugly, but I kept it because it was my first run with my dear friend Kristin. Most of my stuff is wrapped in memories, but it’s the memories that make me rich.

I’ll keep track of my de-acquisitions. Counting old books, coffee mugs and other household paraphernalia, I have no doubt I’ll reach 1,000 things. I won’t count things that I’m throwing out, though. This is to be an intentional redistribution of my wealth. I’m sure I’ll be richer for it.  Who’s with me? Drop me a line and let’s compare experiences.

Greece native Teresa Keyes lives and works in Bloomfield, NY.  Find her on Facebook and at http://teresakeyes.wordpress.com/

mall with anna

Hanging out at Long Ridge Mall with my sister Anna (R), circa 1973

Flashback to Greece, NY, 1973: The wind tunnel between St. John the Evangelist Parochial School and the creepy, abandoned church to the west is lifting up my hunter-green plaid uniform jumper. It is very unladylike, I am told by Sister Mary Voldemort. I wisely refrain from commenting that the hunter-green plaid uniform jumper isn’t very ladylike to begin with, and quietly tug down the hem. I need to conserve my energy to make the footslog all the way from this desolate parking lot to my home many miles away.

The journey is fraught with danger. I must first traverse Ridge Road West (all four lanes) and then dodge the Dodge Darts in the parking lot before making it to the main doors (and shoe department) of McCurdy’s. Mile after mile I walk, passing such fine retail establishments as Fanny Farmer, Piercing Pagoda and Hanover Shirts. I avoid the stoners hanging around the Contemplation Area and Electric Ball Circus and instead gravitate toward the Foam Block Obstacle Course, where June Cleaver and Carol Brady gossip while their moppets alternate between bouncing and chewing on Doberman-sized sponges. I finally make it to Sears (“Where America Shops”), weave my way through a labyrinth of La-Z-Boy recliners and Amana Radaranges to reach the southern tip of the mall … the last vestige of civilization before the horse latitudes of Long Pond Road.

There are maybe only six houses on this stretch between Red Rock and Straub roads. I march quickly and purposefully on the gravel shoulder to the right, diverting my mind by singing pop classics featured on the latest K-Tel Presents album (“But Wait … There’s More!”) I feel vulnerable — a young girl, alone, walking five miles on such a rural road! I’m a latch-key kid; my parents have the audacity to work full-time jobs, leaving me to endure this journey several days a week. It’s cruel. Years from now, I muse, this will be considered child endangerment.

Eventually, I reach my destination — our house on Straub Road. The door’s unlocked, of course. I greet the dog, toss my bookbag on the Naugahyde sofa, and I spend the next hour watching Dark Shadows, gorging on Twinkees and Pringles, and washing them down with an Orange Crush. The arduous journey of twenty miles has exhausted me. I won’t complain to my parents, however. The last time I did, they told some bogus story about having to walk even further when they were kids and … wait for it … carried baked potatoes in their coat pockets to keep their hands warm. (This, from the same people who took me to Charlotte Beach and said I could catch a seagull if I sprinkled salt on its tail. I ran with that salt shaker until I dropped from exhaustion.)

Present Day 2014: I used Mapmyrun to calculate the mileage from the former St. John the Evangelist elementary school to my childhood home. It’s 1.2 miles. Not 20, not 10, not even 2. How funny is it that now, on days when I don’t get two or three miles in, I feel deprived? Ahh, perspective.

Time changes things. Our perceptions adjust as our lives evolve. What once seemed impossible now seems manageable. And I guess, as time goes on, what now seems manageable will become impossible once again. I know it’s absurd, but if I could dial back the clock for just one day, I’d visit the mall, maybe play Space Invaders at Timeout and order a Fribble at Friendly’s. Or maybe I’d just hang out with my sister in the center pit, stare at the giant kaleidoscope ball and giggle as the hunter-green plaid uniform jumpers rush by.

Teresa Benoit Keyes lives and runs in West Bloomfield, NY. She’s going to run with baked potatoes in her pockets when the weather turns colder; she’ll let you know how that turns out. Find her on Facebook.